No I don't want to give the thing a title go away

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aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

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時折煙幕

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gifdistrict:

A baby wombat scurrying across the floor

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ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

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*emerges from the shadows of Mariana’s blog*

Hey friends!
So I thought I’d just quickly remind/update everyone on the situation as of right now. Mariana is away in Spain for two weeks, and we’ve just now reached the halfway point of that period. It has been I, her dear friend Sam (AKA acciomydivision) who has been and will continue posting for her until her return. If you guys have any questions or need to talk to Mariana at all, please let me know as I still have contact with that nerd IRL. But yeah, just wanted to let everyone know that that’s what’s going down!

*fades back into the darkness*

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pi4nobl4ck:

Your tax dollars at work

THIS IS WORTH EVERY DIME

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ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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cloudyskiesandcatharsis:

Fictitious Dishes, Famous Meals From Literature by Dinah Fried

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meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

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james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

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hi:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

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